Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Ghetto Slut
or
Welfare Drag Queen


Rep. McKinney waltzed through security while they tried to halt her.

Now everyone in the world is calling her a racist, she's calling them all racists, and a supposed shitstorm is a brewing.

Most people would look at this situation and say that she's obviously in the wrong, that she's out of her mind.

I would be inclined to agree with that, HOWEVER, in this case I have to defend McKinney.

Hey! Rep. McKinney had been called a "welfare drag queen" and a "ghetto slut." Now there's only so much SHIT a sister can take, and I think this IS a matter of racism because nobody is stopping the white man for his credentials! Especially not Tom DeLay (even though they should be stopping him, motherfucker is more crooked than Owen Wilson's nose)

Imagine you're a fucking REPRESENTATIVE, you've worked hard your whole life, you overcame the ignorant stigmas attached to your skin color, you've risen through the ranks, you're in capitol hill with the big boys...and then some white honky son of a bitch asshole points out your nappy hairdo!

What do you do? You fucking freak out is what you do.

This isn't a matter of a security guard doing his job, McKinney is absolutely right, the world is racist, the world hates her hair, they look at her and see a welfare drag queen when they SHOULD see Representative McKinney, and who's fault is that? Certainly not hers!

What? You want her to straighten out that nappy hair...put on a weave? Maybe she should just put on some whiteface while we're at it.

Now her pussy party won't back her up, and the GOP are trying to eat her alive so that people don't notice they're all child molestors!

That's right I went there.

So Rep. McKinney I'm behind you, those idiot guards should have known who you were by the look of your lovably nappy hair, and you keep fighting the good fight, bitch.
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Notes

-Sen. Feingold supports gays, proving my theory that good-looking people are pro-gay, or rather pro-letting-people-get-some.

-The Ayn Rand Institute and I agree on one thing at least.

-The gayest thing I've seen since Spider-man made you gay
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