Cure AIDS Already!
Here's a head scratcher:
Almost 90% of television shows today presumably take place in the mind of an autistic child in the show St. Elsewhere.
The logic behind this theory involves an intricate overview of cross-cameo appearances and mentions of fictional characters across shows and networks, all figured out by some intensely frightening individuals who should be using their brain power to cure AIDS, or at the very least find a way to stop my old laptop from shutting itself off on really hot days.
Netscape is reborn in the "blog" era it still looks like shyte.
Global warming turns cuddly polar bears into SEX STARVED cannibals so its a good thing global warming doesn't exist.
Newsflash: Things are bad in Iraq.
Perv On: Lucas Black is quickly becoming the new Paul Walker. Whether that's a good or bad thing is up to you.
Memetic Virus Alert
Hitler is--like--so making a comeback!
-Hitler yearbook quotes
-Hitler Osmond on Myspace
Thursday, June 15, 2006