Desperately Seeking Bum Cleaver
And now an excerpt from the French literary classic 120 Days of Sodom as translated by Austryn Wainhouse and Richard Seaver:
Bum Cleaver lugged a club so amusingly shaped it was nearly impossible for him to perform an embuggery without splitting the ass, whence came the name he bore. The head of his prick resembled the heart of an ox, it was eight and three-eighths inches around; behind it, the shaft measured only eight, but was crooked and had such a curve it neatly tore the anus when penetrating it, and this quality, very precious to libertines as jaded as ours, had made him singularly sought after.
Viva le France!
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Friday, July 14, 2006