Thursday, July 13, 2006

Hot Child In The City
or
The AC


I broke down and did it, I bought myself a great little air conditioner for my bedroom.

Well you might be wondering what the hell I was doing all of this summer without an AC to keep me cool, and the answer would be somewhere between sweating and masturbation (swemasturbating).

And now, like the iPod that I recently lost, I have realized how sad and meaningless life was without this apparatus, which the same cannot be said for my poor little iPod.

I bought the AC with all the money I saved from not intaking crystal meth. Sitting in your cooled down room during the summer is better than unprotected sex with strangers!

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