Sunday, December 17, 2006

Time Magazine's Person of the Year Is...Jews!?
or
I Wish I Had Written This Part 547M


The person of the year is YOU, thus completing the trifecta of completely suck ass Time person of the Year covers (George W. Bush? The American Soldier? THE AMERICAN SOLDIER?)

I hear next year's Time Person of the Year will be "The Ominous Ethereal Fumes Produced from The Quick Release of Time's Grasp of the American Cultural Zeitgeist," complete with a cartoony fart-like picture of a green gas cloud on the cover.

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