Thursday, March 08, 2007

Ann Coulter Has A Cock
or
The Semantic Totalitarianism of The Grammar Nazis...Language Fascism!!




Before Man Coulter, I'd like to give a quick shout out to Fly G's cunty roommate. She allegedly got into a hubbub with Fly G as well, and mentioned that I hadn't cleaned the kitty litter over there while I cat-sitted....

Thanks bitch, but I do remember staying an hour there helping you set up your closet by propping up the door you were unscrewing. Oh and let's not forget I heard you go on-and-on about how you were at dinner with your boyfriend and he refused to help you set up the closet, and how you got into a fight because of that...

My advice, learn to give proper blowjobs.

Anti-woman week continues for just a few days more:

First of all Ann Coulter. I'm actually super glad she started this particular fracas in such a public way. She called John Edwards a gay slur while jokingly comparing herself to the black dude on Grey's Anatomy.

I mean that was it: that was the punchline to the joke, John Edwards is gay, can you believe that other dude went to rehab over saying the F-Word. The joke doesn't make sense though because Edwards isn't gay, or known to be gay, or even known to throw like a girl (Granted it would be hilarious if Richard Simmons had said it and not her).

Its like me saying: "Sources are now reporting that Anna Nicole reproduced Daniel-lynn Asexually. Isn't she such a nigger?"

Like....there's definitely a joke or two in there SOMEWHERE, but you need a giant knife to split them apart and find a good punchline for each one.

Nevertheless she went on TV to defend herself. Her defense was that the F-Word is not offensive to gays, and that it doesn't even MEAN gays because its a schoolyard taught that means "wuss."

Thank you for saying that Coulter, THANK YOU, because America saw this and everyone collectively scratched their heads. Coulter used a very popular defense, that the words "gay" and "fag" aren't connected to gays at all in certain contexts. Now she uses that same defense in such a public forum, and everyone's realizing how stupid that sounds.

Of course the slur overpowers the other definitions of the word. In playgrounds fag is used to describe someone as "so wussy they're gay." Nigger will always be connected to blacks, no matter if its between two blacks or two whites referring to each other as niggas.

Now every little boy and girl who goes on Xbox live and is tempted to psyche out another player by calling them a fag...will think twice, because they too heard the monstrously stupid argument that came from Ann Coulter's adam's apple.

When you hear someone say "its perfectly ok to describe something as gay because, used in that context, it doesn't mean its a slur against gay people at all," now you can respond, "well yeah Ann Coulter agrees with you," and promptly win that argument.

I just wish people would learn English, really. Hey, I think you can be outrageous and use slurs, but know what they mean. You don't have to read bad poetry, but a few good books here and there can help. Don't read Ernest Hemingway though, he was a faggot.

And just so you know, when I was a kid in high school, a small black boy crossed my path and said, "what are you looking at nigger?"

Make of that what you will.
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Notes (on Matt Sanchez)

Matt Sanchez has been exposed by Bears as a gay porn star with an 11-inch penis. Read this to catch up. I'm too young and lack too many hairs to get really involved in all of this (though not according to my roommate who has totally checked out all the pubic hair I BRIEFLY left in the tub before I whore myself for money, and she only saw the hairs because she rushed in after I had manscaped). Towleroad's like "I totally hit that". I'd be more excited if I caught Brent Corrigan with Ann Coulter, or Lance "Anaconda" Storm who I briefly dated in 2003 while on a drunken New Years Eve bash in Tijuana Mexico.

I found this great site, EJB. You have to check this out: The world's funniest pedophile, he's sort of like a cross between Anthony Hopkins and...a pedophile I suppose.

and

15-year-old girl who wants a baby. "He wants a towel, I got one!" I see a love connection between those two. I Wanna Have A Baby Remix

Spider Man 3 image spoilers. Topher Grace got biceps.
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