Rims of Fate
You haven't lived till you've drunkely woken up somewhere in Queens with shit all over your pants and missing glasses.
And so it was that I found myself trying to hail a cab out somewhere in the boondocks while partially blind!
Once I got home and fully rested, I realized the severity of the situation; I'd just lost my prized Prada glasses and was blind as a bat.
Having only a weekend before returning to work, I had to think of a solution fast.
I grabbed my roommate's Grandma Nazi glasses and ran to my local Lenscrafters.
A portly Peruvian woman wanted to scam me into ordering a special order Rayban pair, but I snowjobbed her down to just handing me over a cheap tinted red pair that only cost me 222...and its not even in my prescription.
At first I was a little upset that my face didn't look right with the new glasses, but thankfully I've gotten nothing but compliments and positive feedback from most people on my new glasses.
I feel downright studly!
Unfortunately I also ate a Baconator that nearly killed me, but that's neither here nor there.
My Guide for Bedding a Gay Man for the ladies!
Newsflash, there's violence in Iraq A boy had his face melted off, what a downer. Its almost as sad as my above experience.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007