Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Yes, Virginia, I Have Moved
or
The Taming Of The Jew




Yes! Excelsior! I have moved to my brand new apartment. The place is so big that there's a god damn echo!

And I escaped the vile clutches of the evil Bitch without nary a scratch.

I swear she was the Chris Crocker of Jews.

8 comments:

bagel said...

Buy a new toothbrush, and sniff your undies for the minty sting of muscle rub.
I'll learn you about women yet!

Too Hotty said...

I'm so sick of hearing that freak's name everywhere. Did you hear about his TV series? Or is that just a rumor?

But whatever. WAY congratulations on getting your move all done with! Did you get the pale one?

WDL said...

mazeltov!

i hope you enjoy your new space. i'm moving in a week as well - i hope my transition goes as well.

xo,
WDL

GrooveTheory said...

you crazy man you! congrats!

Deviant said...

I'm throwing out all my old undies and getting new ones as part of the rehabilitation process.

Alas...I didn't get Sammy the mover, just some old dude!

bagel said...

The guy in the comic... is he shooting silly string from his fingers?
That's both the best & most-useless superpower ever.

hedgehog said...

'The place is so big that there's a god damn echo!"

finally an expression that transcends sexual orientation.

David said...

You didn't tame her, you simply ran away. Congrats on the new place. Whose neighborhood are you now defiling?