Halloween is Gay
I turned on my television to try to find some good horror movies to watch, but I stopped at Idle Hands (obviously my mission was a failure).
...Yet, I stopped at this movie because I remember that, when I was a young boy, I used to chronically masturbate to Devon Sawa, and I mean to the point where I was numb, the rewind and pause buttons on my vcr controller were rubbed out, and the film on the VCR tapes were all but burnt out.
Its nice to know that some things never change.
Oh wait, ew. Happy Halloween I guess.
Oh Don Vito, you incorrigible little perverted clown bastard.