An Incontinent Truth
Today I Woke Up And I Was STILL DRUNK!
Don't you hate it when fat people fall in love?
"Brilliant, hilarious. You're offensive on a professional level."-Laurie Kendrick
"You are insane, sexy, and weird. Blogging trifecta!" -Bagel of Everything
A childish punk who knows only how to be abusive and dishonest in humorous attempts that only a bored psycho anarchist would think is funny." -Micky2
"...your stuff leaves me grasping for comments, it’s so damn over the top. I wish I could be you . . . in straight, middle-aged white way, of course . . ."-Frontier Former Editor
"You relish on your friends misfortunes and you show very little support for the goals we have in life. You play it off as if you're joking but sometimes it comes across as malicious."-Amnesia Sparkles
"Well, it is a fine line between you drunk and crazy and you sober and just run-of-the-mill unhinged."-Someone In A Tree
"I think you think you can push my buttons in a jolly way, but you forgot that I have absolutely no sense of humor, so that the nicest thing I can [say] about this is that I don't find it funny. The truest thing I can say is that we are eternal foes. Beware."- Kevin's Boss on Facebook.
"Probably not terribly safe for work, or easily offended people, this one."-Blue Witch