Saturday, November 03, 2007

Musical Weekend
Large Black Man

So folks, last night a black man forcibly removed me from a location! Now I know how Dog the Bounty Hunter feels like.

((laughter and applause))

But in all seriousness, tonight we have a very special guest for you in the studio. Please give a warm welcome to...Siouxsie And The Banshees!

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The Anti-Jerry. Too bad he didn't make me laugh, but we'll keep looking on youtube.

A review of Bee Movie. Jews may be the smartest race, but they sure score low on the likability scale, amirite?

The Lotto Rapist. I can only dream that my rapist wins the Lottery. Pay dirt!


David said...

While Guatemalans are so cuddly, sweet and loveable.

Deviant said...

Only the lighter skinned ones, sure.