Saturday, November 24, 2007

Unringing The Bell

OOoh guess what? You've just been Saturday guest blogger'd!! Bet you didn't see that one coming? Here is Bagel

Today is Use Even if Seal is Broken Day.

Honest. What better day than this to discuss used female genetalia on a gay man's blog?

On November 14, 2007, The UK's National Hymen Health Service released this unbreaking news: 24 women (who the Daily Mail tried real hard to not explicitly say are Muslims) have undergone tax-payer sponsored hymen repair surgery, at up to £4000 an unpop. The Brits are pissed.

Conservatives say it's a waste of money (silly England! Socialized medicine itself is a waste of money), feminists say it's abuse (to allow these women the right to choose an elective surgery to erase past sexual indiscretions? How do you say 'hypocrite' in British?). I say: If you search for hymen on wikimedia you get some really cool public domain porn -- and that's what really matters here, isn't it?



Oh I fogot to mention: I half-wrote this!

1 comment:

bagel said...

Kev, that art made me blush. I'm so proud.