What's up in this bitch? Yeah this is Gerry.
Last night me and some of the gals got together, and we were just all in a tizzy. You know that new kid Barack? Yeah Mr. Kibbler in shop class is totally giving him a free ride because he's a black boy.
Seriously! I'm telling you, everyone is all like, "aww look at the poor little black boy," but me and the girls totally knows he steals his lunch from Stacy's little brother.
We saw him hanging near the cafeteria and we told him, "hey grody Barack, we know you steal from Bobby," and he started telling me I was a bitch and shit...
He totally hates us because we're white and pretty! OMG I know, isn't that sad? Yeah his friend David was triying to defend him too but he's black AND blind so he's EVEN luckier than his friend because all of his teacher's love him and lead him around by the arm. Can you believe that?
I heard Barack's parents are all rich africans and get a ton of money from the government because they have sickle cell ((giggle)), OMG I know, they totally just got into the school to fill the quota! I wish they'd stop letting them in!
Yeah? So anyway, have you seen Eliot around? OMG he's SOOOO cute, but Wendy tells me he's a total slut.