Don't get me wrong, most of the stuff that is on this list is dead on, however, there are just one or two things I wanted to correct.
Hating your parents - Easily the laziest entry in this otherwise insightful and practical blog. Hating one's parents has been perfected by minorities, who have grown up with no fathers and overbearing mothers who have convinced us--quite succesfully--that our fathers were pricks that we should hate.
Having two last names - We are reaching again for a thread that is a little too thin. White people haven't readily adopted a two last name system as well as hispanics have.
We have it down to a serious science. Your first last name is your father's, and your second last name is your mother's. Your first name is the name of the chicken who lost the ceremonial cock-fighting tourney that takes place when one is born, your middle name is the name of the second place rooster.
Marijuana - See: Snoop Dogg
Sarah Silverman - Its known that Sarah Silverman has a very large and rather puzzling gay asian following, and they all "really love that bitch."
That's it! Everything else on that list is 100% correct. Read it, and know your white folks.