Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Einstein: "Where Is Your God Now?"
or
A Smackdown From Beyond The Grave


"The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this." - Einstein


Its nice to know that the icy cold grip of Einstein has come back from the grave only to lead a forcible smackdown to creationists everywhere.
While people like my mother certainly don't hold the man in high esteem, certain intelligent design people around the world think that his views on religion were suspect, and that he might actually believe in God.

Bzzz wrong again on all counts. Einstein not only scoffed at your religion, but I'm also pretty sure he purchased and used those novelty Bible toilet paper rolls for his dirty business.

Of course, this letter could be a forgery, but you'd have no way of proving that since you don't believe in carbon dating and you think the world was created 6,000 years ago, so you'll just have to have faith in my promise that the letter is real.

"For me the Jewish religion like all others is an incarnation of the most childish superstitions...."


Einstein is on a roll now. I'd also like to add that black churches are loud-mouthed know-it-alls, Catholics are pedophile sympathizers and Buddhists are just plain lazy.

2 comments:

bagel said...

It's not that we don't believe in carbon-dating, my dear Kevin. We just believe it's against God. A carbon should not lay with another carbon.

It's perfectly ok for carbons to be attracted to other carbons, so long as they do not act on the impulse.

Kevin said...

I suppose you were one of those people who were against interracial carbon dating at first, and now you pretend that you don't mind it.