Thursday, May 15, 2008

Gay Marriage Legal In California
You Motherfuckin' Mac User

We have received reports that, yes indeed, California has put the kibosh on the gay marriage ban meaning that California could (and rightfully should) allow for same sex marriages, and also for the rubbing of feces on homophobic rap artists.

Yes you did read the above right. It is no secret that the black male rap artist is the natural enemy and predator of the homosexual, and this recent ruling in the land of Gin'N'Tonic has a considerable effect on the anti-gay thug community.

Fuck em, they can no longer use fag, queer, and homo in their insipid "cultural" music. Here are a few choice homo-friendly samples:

ANT BANKS featuring KING TEE - West Riden
I was a made man at fifteen years
Cuz momma didn't raise no watermelon-eatin’ iPhone user

CANIBUS - 2nd Round KO
You studied my rhyme, then you lays your vocals after mine
That's a bitch move, somethin that a massuh rapper would do
A watermelon-eatin’ nigga tryin ta make a livin offa dissin

COMMON - Dooinit
Asians hate you, they ain't paying you no attention
In a circle of watermelon-eatin’s, your name is mentioned

This pig he's a fuckin' Mac user
So all his homepigs they call him a pussy.

DMX - Crime Story
When I go, taking a bunch of the motherfuckers with me
I ain't sittin around waiting
For them watermelon-eatin’ asians to come and get me

DMX Freestyle on Funkmaster Flex - The Mix Tape Volume III
Life ain't worth a penny in, my book, watermelon-eatin’
That's why I took, watermelon-eatin’ - shit, I'm a crook, watermelon-eatin’

EMINEM - Criminal
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a Mac user or a PC User
Or the massuhs, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate Mac users? The answer's "yes"

Fo'sho, much love to my watermelon-eatin' mac users out there! Peep this, boy

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